What?

I have recently learned a few things that have been very disconcerting

First, the great wall of China is actually the great walls of China. There are multiple unconnected sections built during different dynasties, and whats WORSE is you cannot see the great walls of china from space! What?

Next, Haagen-Dazs a logo for a delicious ice cream brand doesn't actually mean anything. The founders made the word up deliberately trying to trick us into thinking it was a Scandinavian product. Good lie though, Scandinavian ice cream does sound like it would be especially tasty.

I know it's upsetting but celery, that green, fibrous, tasteless stick everyone eats when they diet is not actually negative in calories. Yup I'm pretty mad about that.

Finally, remember that cute, shy, nun from sister act, whose voice is so great? Brace yourself, it is a lie she was lip syncing. I spent my childhood loving that nun and her voice . Sister Mary Robert I feel so betrayed.